Category Archives: South of the Border

ISIS in El Paso

Posted on August 30, 2014 | 1 comment

Well, across the border in Ciudad Juarez, apparently, but that’s as close to El Paso as nevermind. Recalls to mind the old Kinky tune “I’m just another asshole from El Paso.”

So there’s this secret federal alert according to Judicial Watch: “…government sources reveal that the militant group Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) is confirmed to now be operating in Juarez, a famously crime-infested narcotics hotbed situated across from El Paso, Texas. Violent crimes are so rampant in Juarez that the U.S. State Department has issued a number of travel warnings for anyone planning to go there. The last one was issued just a few days ago.” (The sources-say alert is denied, of course, by Obamalot.)

Texas state law enforcement, while not seconding Judicial Watch’s claim, nevertheless has alerted its troopers to the potential threat from ISIS.

Advice to ISIS: Don’t cross the border in your menacing black outfits, complete with masks and green Islamic headbands. You will be shot on sight, as likely as not by civilians who are usually armed and will now be anticipating clowns in funny clothes that call to mind the uproars in the Middle East.

Carrying AK-47s are a dead (so to speak) giveaway, too. No finesse, no future. Just sayin’

Via Clash Daily.

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Those unaccompanied children…

Posted on July 21, 2014 | 2 comments

…are actually fewer than some of the snooze media would have you believe. If you’re paying attention, that is. If, like me, you’re tired of hearing about the latest wave of illegals crossing the Southern border, and therefore only listening with half an ear, you might conclude we’re dealing with a strange wave of thousands of Central American orphans.

Orphans? No. The kids among them—and there are plenty of teens and young adults as well—are coming across to join Mom and Dad who are already here. Mom and Dad watch MSDNC and figure amnesty is just around the corner. So it’s time to bring the whole family together for the big event.Some of the kids have phone numbers written on their shirts and pants so no one fails to call their folks.

And the federal border patrol is cooperating. The kids who are busing or flying to various states are being sent “home,” in essence, where they can swell the public school population and whatever aspects of the local welfare state they’re able to take advantage of, raising taxes for the natives.

The kids part is actually very well coordinated. It’s the older ones that Gov. Rick Perry is upset about. But just how he imagines Texas alone will be able to control its whole Southern border, is beyond me.

UPDATE:  A thousand Texas National Guard won’t be near enough, Rick.

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Obamalot: more missing emails

Posted on July 15, 2014 | Comments Off on Obamalot: more missing emails

Obamalot is the scandal that keeps on growing. Now the Federal Elections Commission has “mysteriously” recycled a hard drive that just happened to contain….

“It’s a coverup. And what they’re covering up is a conspiracy to destroy political opposition, one that goes all the way to the White House. That’s the only reasonable inference from this chain of events.”

No wonder they’re busy shipping new illegals to the blue states. They’ll be expanding their voter base while the FEC is preoccupied. And while their AG Holder complains of racism to divert attention. Again.

UPDATE: Well, what do you know? Congress may finally have had enough: “Now in a bi-partisan vote, the House of Representatives has signaled that they have had enough, going on a cutting frenzy on the IRS’ enforcement budget.” Let’s cross our fingers that this is the first step to abolition.

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Flying illegals northeast upsets Yankees

Posted on July 14, 2014 | 4 comments

It’s easy to be for open borders when you don’t live near one, eh? But when the feds start flying the latest crop of illegals to your northeastern town or to one near it, all of a sudden…

“This is un-American and has raised the stakes to the public health and public safety threat.”

Gee, guys. You folks in Boston (as in Massachusetts) who always vote Democrat are not living up to your Leftist-rules-for-everyone reputations. Everyone else, anyhow. What a surprise.

Via Instapundit.

UPDATE: From National Review: “…said Lynn (Mass.) Mayor Judith Flanagan Kennedy. ‘But now it’s gotten to the point where the school system is overwhelmed, our health department is overwhelmed, the city’s budget is being sustainably altered in order [to] accommodate all of these admissions in the school department.'” Get ready, Judith, there’s plenty more where they came from.

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The new Keystone Pipeline

Posted on July 11, 2014 | Comments Off on The new Keystone Pipeline

“Change the path of the pipeline and have it run north from Laredo to Alberta, make the pipeline bigger and with windows, put a fast train inside and welcome all the illegals at the border for a free train trip to Alberta, They’ll love it way up north.

“One pol there is now demanding Canada provide $20,000 per person minimum income. I think that offer might even beat the free benefits we’re offering. What could be better incentive to large scale immigration than a very generous welfare state?”

I’m sure Wormtongue and his Democrat cronies can get behind this pipeline, but only if it’s rerouted from Laredo to Wisconsin. They’re after new Democrat voters, you know. Sending ’em to Canada wouldn’t work. They’d just have to bring them back.

They’re bound to like that minimum income idea, though. Once they figure out who will pay for it. Other than themselves, of course.

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Like minds: Obama and Rodriguez

Posted on July 5, 2014 | 1 comment

Officially, President Choom is coming to Austin next week to raise yet more money for his political party, which is seeking re-election despite intentional policies that are prolonging the worst economy since the 1930s.

Unofficially you have to wonder why the great champion of amnesty for illegal aliens (“reform,” don’t you know) would choose to do his begging in the home of filmmaker Robert Rodriquez. R. is best known for “Spy Kids,” a successful string of kiddie action-adventure movies starring his own children.

Well, it might have more to do with Rodriguez’s lesser-known series of super-violent Mexploitation flicks called Machete and Machete Kills which some reviewers consider racist and anti-American. These “revenge” flickers, which include such well known Leftists as Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson, are unsubtle calls for revolution. They champion the slaying of Americans—in Arizona and elsewhere—who dare protest illegal immigration from south of the border.

Yep.

The Worm’s visit possibly has more to do with Rodriguez’s money than with his politics. The Mooch has expensive tastes, after all, and, as corrupt as the Democrat party is, some of those donations are bound to settle in her account. But you never know. It might be wise to keep an eye on the yard man. Those hedge trimmers are sharp.

UPDATE: Well… protests of illegals bused to one California town soon will be confronted by armed feds in riot gear. Obamalot will have its way.

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You will celebrate independence today

Posted on July 4, 2014 | 2 comments

Independence of what? IRS harrasment? Watch how you vote. Illegal immigrants? They’re swarming over the border with federal complicity, then flying and busing to a neighborhood near you.

The Democrat Depression? Be thankful if you’re employed. Ninety-two million are not and the ruling Democrats don’t care. Vote for them again and you might get beer with your food stamps. As Andrew Klavan says: “Trading welfare for power is the second oldest profession.”

Clear skies above your town? Except for the government drones and their cameras. Be thankful they’re not armed. So far. Privacy on your Internet account? Unless you use Facebook, Apple, Microsoft, etc. The National Security Agency is watching, listening, recording it all. The FBI is seizing websites when it pleases them.

Wanna shoot off fire crackers for old times sake? Not in Austin. Too dangerous. Too individual. Same thing.

Attention, comrades! You will celebrate today. It takes a village, you know, as the presumed next Democrat president is famous for saying. Have another helping of government cheese. Mmmm. So good.

UPDATE: It wasn’t supposed to be this way: “In a time when government mandates what you can eat and how much of it, only one of the ways it seeks to regulate every aspect of daily life for the greater good—the declaration that started it all declares that the purpose of government is not social justice, a minimally obese population, universal tolerance or even equality. Equality is acknowledged as a fact, not as a goal.”

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