Category Archives: Texana

Thou shalt drill, baby, thou shalt drill.

The hitherto undiscovered 11th commandment on those tablets at Sinai is making a sudden appearance. Read it and weep, Saudi Arabia. Read it and weep.

Michael Yon on cannibals: An extreme Hindi cult

New as these reports of cannibal attacks seem to many of us, coming as they are from places like Miami Beach and Montreal, war correspondent Michael Yon is an old hand at this subject, having researched it in India, Nepal, Thailand, Italy, Germany, France, Hawaii and (where else) California, particularly its India origins.

It is, he says, an extreme cult of Hinduism. Shiva-the-destroyer and all that. And it’s attracted more than a few American converts, including one Gary Stevenson from, ahem, Texas. Hence their appearance on our side of the world. Pagans all. The sort of barbarity you’d expect from a world heavily invested in denying G-d.

Things We’ll Miss About Israel

As Mrs. Charm, Mr. Boy and I return to Texas today from our 10-day visit to Israel, here are some of the things (a few cribbed from this insider’s list) we’ll miss, in addition to my longtime blog-friend and host Snoopy-the-Goon and his family:

Fresh vegetables for breakfast.

An entire country slowly shutting down and settling into Shabbat around 4 pm, every Friday.

Seeing young children on urban streets after dark, not always accompanied by an adult but unafraid.

The generally friendly people who seldom failed to nod and say “Shalom.”

The supply of beautiful women, with generous decolletage, which never seemed to run out.

Chez Stephanie B&B ski resort (photo above) on the slopes of Mount Hermon where we stayed one night. Wonderfully cool temperatures after much lowland heat and humidity.

The brave young soldiers of the IDF, men and women, black and white, their automatic rifles slung over their shoulders at the mall and on the street. Even hitch-hiking, which they are no longer supposed to do.

Pretty sunsets and puffy clouds which easily rival the Texas ones.

The smell of eucalyptus at Bet She’an in the lower Galilee.

The steep, ancient rock path at Gamla which Mr. Boy’s encouragement (“just a little way more, dad”) finally got me up to the top without a heart attack.

The informal (“individual,” Snoopy says) way most Israelis dress most of the time.

Camel Crossing signs in the mountainous Negev Desert.

The thousands of prayer notes seeking help from God rolled up tightly and stuffed into crevices in the Kotel.

Ice cream on a stick for five shekels (about a dollar).

The funny way some of the lower-domination coins are larger than the higher-denomination ones.

The way drivers sat patiently, without honking, in an almost two-hour traffic jam in Jerusalem caused by forest fires whose smoke blanketed the main highway, but honked repeatedly in the hour-long jam caused by Russian PM Putin’s visit to the city.

Riding the Swiss cable car at Masada.

The hugely-generous buffet supper and breakfast at the Lot Hotel on the Dead Sea, and the colorful flowers in the courtyard at Gil’s Guest Rooms where we actually spent the night—even if the Wi-Fi had a poor signal and kept cutting out.

The round-abouts which make a lot more sense and are easier to use than the four-way stops in the U.S., where no one can remember who is supposed to go first.

Those curious buttons on the tank tops of Israeli toilets: I finally figured out the difference between the two of them shortly before we left.

The juicy cucumbers you can eat like popsicles, without cutting them, one bite at a time.

Diced cucumbers and tomatoes of the ubiquitous Israeli salad.

Red-clay tile roofs on many residences and more all the time.

Roof-top water heaters which make a lot of sense in a country with so much sun. And would in Texas, too.

Sparklers on restaurant birthday cakes.

I drew the black bean

Now that’s a phrase you seldom hear anymore. Only native Texans ever said it, as a whimsical explanation for having to do something unpleasant, because only the natives knew what it meant. And only because Texas history was a large part of their public school education.

The public schools are pretty homogenized nowadays, wherever you go, utterly preoccupied with political correctness. Mr. B. was confused for months in second grade thinking Sojourner Truth had freed the slaves. I didn’t even hear her name until I was in college. Will he learn about the black bean draw? I doubt it. Makes Mexican history look bad. Can’t have that now. Can we?

Letter to the Presbyterians

We ask you to stand shoulder to shoulder with us in rejecting the counterproductive proposal to selectively divest from certain companies whose products are used by Israel. We feel honored in our hope by the Methodist General Assembly which, after much forethought and debate, decided to oppose such divestment by a 2-1 margin.”

Via Jewish Community Center of Austin newsletter

UPDATE:  The Presbies voted down the proposal, but by a much thinner margin than the Meths did. I still say these organizations should lose their tax exemptions, since they’re obviously not just religious groups, but political ones as well.

King Barack

As we approach Independence Day, it’s time to recognize that King Obama has declared independence from the Congress and the Judiciary. He is now our imperial president who makes and enforces (or refuses to enforce) law with a wave of the imperial hand:

“In many ways, President Obama has fulfilled the dream of an imperial presidency that Richard Nixon strived for. On everything from [DOMA] to the gaming laws, this is a president who is now functioning as a super legislator. He is effectively negating parts of the criminal code because he disagrees with them.”

(UPDATE: OTOH presidents have actually been doing this for a long time, and a Republican prez [Romney, hopefully] could use the Obama precedents to shrink government. By, say, simply declining to fill two-thirds of the bureaucrat jobs presidents fill to reward their supporters. If only.)

Wonder what KB’ll do if the Supremes throw out Obamacare? Well, as a Mexican-American woman I know, the mother of a school friend of Mr. B.’s, told me the other day: “At least he isn’t white. We’ve had enough white presidents.”

As you might expect, she just looooved his majesty’s amnesty play.

My nominee for the Duranty Award

NBC Nightly News is my candidate for the Duranty for journalistic mendacity.

They have ignored Fast & Furious, Obama’s gun-running scheme to the Mexican drug cartels which has caused the deaths of hundreds of people. And when NBC finally did mention it, heh, they lied about it.

Or should that be, they screwed it up? Naw. They’re the overpaid liberal court media of our Permanent Political Class (PPC) and they still try to choose what we know, even though cable and the Internet have taken away their monopoly. NBC is one reason why AG Holder has been stonewalling Congress for so long.

It’s interesting that Holder says W’s administration started the gun running to Mexico (euphemistically called “gun-walking”) and, if true, that certainly merits Congressional investigation. But Holder has his own vulnerability which he can’t palm off on his predecessor. I’m with Senator Cornyn. Holder should resign. Immediately.

UPDATE: And here’s a good reason why: