For shame, Mrs Petrowski. Costing Obamacare so much unnecessary expense. Well, Dr. Barry knows just what to do. Let’s go up on the hospital roof and, uh, look at the stars. Or something. Biting humor from Iowahawk.
UPDATE: The things Obamacare is meant to solve remain unsolved by the Brit’s national health system.
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That’s Mr. President, Barry, Barack, B. Hussein Obama, The One, whatever you prefer. I mean just because it’s seldom heard doesn’t mean that it isn’t self-evident. Geraldine Ferraro was the first to say it out loud: that no white man with Barry’s political and social baggage and lack of experience could possibly have won either major party’s nomination.
Not with a racist pastor of twenty years, a convicted gangster who helped him buy his home and an unrepentent American terrorist who not only baby-sat his daughters but is the suspected hidden co-author of his one literary achievement. But because Barry is half black, you can turn Dr. King’s famous quote around, and give BHO a pass based on the color of his skin as opposed to the content of his (questionable) character. Hence, he is our first Affirmative Action President. He won’t be the last.
MORE: Iowahawk, who actually lives in Chicago, updates his classic Barry bio: The Epic of Obamacles.
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Of course, Ms. Kennedy would make a fabulous Democrat U.S. senator, why, even her help says so:
"Senora Kennedy is very busy now with party menus so she tell me to write this when I am finish with floors and make the bed for guest wing. I am now finish so I write this…I have to fold laundry now. Also Tio Teddy is come to the party tonight so I have to lock the liquor cabinets."
Obviously, Princess Caroline would be sooo much better than that awful Republican Gov. Sarah Palin person with those multiple children and an actual job. How gauche. Heh.
UPDATE: Her Highness snubbed. Alas, the royal princess "forgot" to pay her taxes and prefers hiring illegals to citizens, making her a potential political liability. The nod, oddly enough, goes to the NRA.
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Of course President Barry could provoke a nuclear war. He can even pronounce nuclear, so he’s obviously readier than most. It doesn’t take a Weatherman (Ayers) to see that Barry never served, so he has to prove he has the cojones to be CINC. So, breeng heem the red button. Now, honky!
At the very least (wouldn’t this be ironic), Barry might bring back the draft…
Iowahawk does this rather well, for a car nut:
Speak to me, O Muse, of this resourceful man
who strides so boldly upon the golden shrine at Invescos,
Between Ionic plywood columns, to the kleig light altar.
Fair Obamacles, favored of the gods, ascends to Olympus
Amidst lusty tributes and the strumming lyres of Media;
Their mounted skyboxes echo with the singing of his name
While Olbermos and Mattheus in their greasy togas wrassle
For first honor of basking in their hero’s reflected glory.
Who is this man, so bronzed in countenance,
So skilled of TelePrompter, clean and articulate
whose ears like a stately urn’s protrude?
So now, daughter of Zeus, tell us his story.
And just the Cliff Notes if you don’t mind,
We don’t have all day.
And so on, and so forth… (it gets funnier)
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THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER 