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Syncronicity

J.D., over at Mouth of the Brazos, recently reminded me of my own experience on this subject. He’s inclined not to believe in it. I wasn’t either, until the fall of 1982.

My mother was visiting. She was dying of Amyotropic Lateral Sclerosis. She pointed to a framed photograph on the wall and asked where it came from. I told her when it was taken and the name of the photographer. Then I added that I hadn’t talked to him in years. The phone rang. It was him wanting to chat.

Nothing like that has happened to me since. I’ve always wondered if it didn’t have something to do with her dying, which she finally did a few months later. As if she was somehow more tuned into things than usual. Because I had a few other strange experiences during that time, though none as startling as this.

J.D. still demurs, since it’s never happened to him. But he adds: “I mean yeah, everything, EVERYTHING, is most assuredly connected in every way with everything else (quantum mechanics being what it is, as far as we can understand it and my even more limited perception of it as it now stands).”

Seems to be so.

Blacks and Hispanics: oil and water

J.D.’s post over at Mouth of the Brazos about his Hispanic wife’s run-in with two black women at Walmart is illustrative of the way these two groups often don’t get along. I’m sure there are exceptions. Howsomeever.

“The black women ‘asked her where something was. When she told them she did not work there, they got irate. Said, ‘Why don’t  you [f ‘ ing] Mexicans all swim your ass back across the river?….’

“She replied, ‘Why don’t your people get back on the boats in chains and head back to Africa?””

I did leave some parts out. Like what J.D. says is the missus’s normally apologetic attitude towards blacks. What the heck. You can read that part at the link below. I just think the foregoing is a lot more reflective of reality. That is if everybody was as quick with the comeback as J.D.’s wife.

Southerners love blacks more than Northerners do. Nobody in the world hates them more deeply than Southerners, too. Quoting the always-candid Southern writer Barry Hannah.

Hispanics/Mexicans are cool. Most of them work. Nuff said.

Via Mouth of the Brazos.

Mellow Yellow

Okay, I razzed Mr. B. for being a dope and now it’s my turn. Remember Donovan? The hippy-dippy singer whose 1967 song Mellow Yellow was about getting high off bananas? Somehow, either in the lyrics or just scuttlebutt, word got around that you were supposed to bake the skins. So I did.

As J.D. recalls:  “His ‘Mellow Yellow’ set off a panic among the establishment about kids getting high from smoking bananas. ‘Electrical bananas, gonna be a sudden craze, electrical bananas, gonna be the very next phase.’ The ‘establishment’ was on a continual freak about anybody being able to get high from something” other than alcohol.

Yep. So I baked it and then I scraped some of the baked part off and then I ate it. Awful, really awful. And waited for the buzz to begin. And waited and waited. And waited some more. And I was a senior in college at the time. And really dumb.

Via Mouth of the Brazos.

Burning windmills

We already knew they were uneconomic without government subsidies. Too much maintenance required, for one thing. Not enough electricity generated for another. Now we learn they are catching fire regularly. What a stupid technology.

Meanwhile the Euros are still waiting for their wind-powered cars.

Via Mouth of The Brazos.

Abolish the IRS: The first step

“Now in a bi-partisan vote, the House of Representatives has signaled that they have had enough, going on a cutting frenzy on the IRS’ enforcement budget.”

Which, somehow, also threatens to defund Lois Lerner’s pension so long as she remains in contempt of Congress. My, my. The GOP is growing a backbone.

Via Mouth of The Brazos.

Rockets, we need rockets

Now that the latest ceasefire seems to be in effect, so Hamas can restock and reposition its snipers, don’t you know, we need to consider some places on this side of the Atlantic that could use rocketing.

But not Austin, as J.D. at Mouth of the Brazos wants. His other choices, such as D.C. and San Francisco, would be fine with me. I would add Houston, also, home of the awful Astros. And Dallas. Just because.

UPDATE:  So much for ill-timed jokes. The missile shoot-down of the Malaysian airliner over Ukraine certainly isn’t funny, though it was bound to happen sooner or later. Twenty-three Americans killed, according to some sources.

MORE:  According to the manifest released Saturday, and available at Fox, none of the passengers were Americans. The majority were Dutch.

Vietnam’s alleged new love for Americans

J.D. contends that the latest wrinkle in the Vietnam-America relationship, as reported by the PowerLine blog isn’t really new at all.

“Most remarkable of all, my friend said that the Vietnamese people love Americans. They can’t stand the Chinese, but they love Americans…. the Vietnamese rioters reportedly spared factories that flew the American flag.”

Yes, well, as J.D. notes, some Vietnamese loved us during the war, too: “As long as we had something they wanted, mostly money.” The urbanites, mainly, as I recall. The peasants in the countryside, at least in my AO, were afraid of us and after close association we learned to be afraid of them, too.