Tag Archives: Obama

Barry, the mystery man

The craziest thing about this presidential election is the way Big Media has been covering up for Barry while systematically trashing Mac, Sarah, Cindy McCain, and even Joe The Plumber:

"If the current polls are correct, we are about to elect as President of the United States a man who is essentially a cipher, who has left almost no paper trail, seems to have few friends (that at least will talk) and has entire years missing out of his biography. That isn’t Sen. Obama’s fault: his job is to put his best face forward. No, it is the traditional media’s fault, for it alone (unlike the alternative media) has had the resources to cover this story properly, and has systematically refused to do so."

He could turn out to be a well-meaning, nice guy, however incompetent due to lack of any meaningful executive experience. Or he could turn out to be the biggest crook in the White House since Slick Willie.

UPDATE:  Uh, speaking of Slick Willie, Uncle Jimbo at Black Five is reporting that Barry is cheating on his wife. Probably not healthy. Michele looks a lot tougher than Hilarity. Indeed, the story is that Michele found out and had the woman, a campaign staffer named Vera Baker, banished to Martinique. Sort of the way Rev. Jeremiah "Goddamn America" Wright was disappeared to Africa.

MORE:  Even the anti-Barry blogosphere is having trouble with this report of Black Five, so I’m going to leave it here and not make it into a separate post. But this pix of Ms. Baker that BF posted certainly explains her allure. The audio with it is worth a listen.

Pickpocket

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UPDATE: An illustrative tale, via Rene’s Apple.

Gun Ban Barry

Barry’s campaign lawyers are trying to ban these National Rifle Association ads. You might want to check them out, just in case they succeed. ABC’s Jake Tapper certifies the truth of this one.

Launch dee meesiles

Of course President Barry  could provoke a nuclear war. He can even pronounce nuclear, so he’s obviously readier than most. It doesn’t take a Weatherman (Ayers) to see that Barry never served, so he has to prove he has the cojones to be CINC. So, breeng heem the red button. Now, honky!

At the very least (wouldn’t this be ironic), Barry might bring back the draft

The troops want McCain

No surprise here. If you were on active duty would you want to be commanded by a guy (Barry) who pointedly never served, and was seconded by (Biden) a Vietnam War draft-dodger? I’m reminded of scifi writer Robert Heinlein’s conception: only veterans should be allowed to vote and only mothers should be eligible for office. Works for me.

Via BlackFive.

They patted their wallets

Fellow Texan Beldar’s take on the last formal debate before the looong election is over:

"John McCain did fine at the third debate, but he benefited mostly because Barack Obama’s ordinariness became more obvious to more people. More people escaped the mass hypnosis tonight. They sat up suddenly, took a deep breath, and as they watched Barack Obama, do you know what they did next?"

(Check the headline) Heh.

Election fraud

What, Barry try to steal the election? When Big Media, universities, Hollyweird and the pollsters already are in his bag? Does seem like overkill. But that’s what it appears his former employer ACORN has tried to do. Of course, he will say that the eight-hundred-thousand-plus his campaign gave them to get-out-the-vote wasn’t for illegal porpoises. But that might be a fish story.

Via Instapundit